Flirting 101
Isn't there some sort of class I could take? Yeah, it would be called flirting 101. And all the girls who grew up secluded, protected and innocent could sign up. Yeah. Culture shock me, please. I should wear a sign: "I'm sorry, but please don't try to flirt with me. I am unable to return the favor. Thank you, and have a great day."
Person 1: So where did you learn to flirt?
Person 2: Ummm, (much fluttering of eyelashes) I took flirting 101, you know, with Miss Whitman?
Person 1: Oh yeah, I'm taking that next year. Wait, did you have that third period?
Person 2: (twirls hair on finger) yes.
Person 1: oh, you were with my sister!
Person 2: Oh yeah! (giggles)
Person 3: Hey, you, come back to reality, there's no such thing as flirting 101, dim wit. You're just gonna have to deal! Let's face it, it's a cold world out there, and you're gonna have to learn.
Me: Well then, isn't there at LEAST an instruction manual?
Chica Bonita
posted by Esperanza Rising @ 6:24 p.m.
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5 Comments:
OMG!!!!!! i sooooooooo need flirting 101!!!!!!! i can NOT flirt to save my life!!! it's the most terrible thing ever!!!!! argh!!!!! we should get vernie to write a manual, she would be good at that
i think it might rain!!!! yay!!! yayyayyay!!!!!!
does anyone know where sooki's blog is?
juene femme de chevals
u'll learn eventually, wont u? i dunno. maybe we should get vernie to start a course, lol. =P,
mwa
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! That is sooooooo what I need!!!! Flirting 101!!!!!!
I don't know if ki-ki has a blog.....carrittop typed that on your chatterbox, the person under the name "meiah" or something like that. Adelia, or something like that, must have been ki-ki though. I'll ask her tomorrow we are having a double lesson.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
P.S. What is so good about rain????
rain means it is cooler!!!! cooler is good!!!! it means less sweat running down ones back!!!!!
So true, so true. I dunno if there's much hope for my flirting skills, yellow ducky...lol. How are yours? Any chance of a crash course? =P
chica bonita
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