Okay, here's my life in a nutshell:

Hey... Here's another exciting day...Don't ask why I decided to record it, since it's pretty boring, lol....Well, read it or not, my sugar puffs!

12:35 am- Went to bed after watching two movies.
7:34 am- My dad wakes me up, tells me mom just called to remind him we needed to be home by eight. The call woke him up.
7:35 am- Realize I will have no time for a shower, let alone breakfast, before we leave.
8:30 am-Arrive home. Mom leaves for job interview. Addie makes breakfast, Auntie K. Arrives.
8:45 am-My stepmom calls for me. She-I mean, we- talk.
10:30 am- Call Greenie and wake her up....(Yes, I AM in the habit of calling people just to wake them up.....) Sorry about that, Grace....
10:40 am- I look at my watch and realize I'm late for the zoo. I quickly get into my (disgustingly ugly) uniform, and Auntie K drives us to the zoo.
11:01 am-We arrive at the zoo. I stop by the house to get my schedule. No one is signed up with me for my opening shift. I realize I am opening by myself. I also realize that it's free Monday. Run over to the museum.
11:10 am- arrive at the reptile house. The table is nowhere to be found. I look in all the usual places....No luck.
11:15 am-I haul my butt back over to the museum and call B-don. He tells me the super secret place that the table is now being kept, which of course, everyone knew about but me. I now feel incredibly stupid.
11:30 am- I open the table. I have no snakeheads, hole punched lids or partner.
11:31 am- People begin to come to the table. At times I am so busy I'm not even looking at what I'm doing...I begin to wonder if there is a god, since no one's answering my prayer for relief.
12:15 pm- Amanda finally comes to relieve me. Finally. Finally.
12:30 pm- I eat lunch. Salad. And tell Grace the long version....
1:00 pm- I head over to Great Apes, where Scotty (omg.) screams: THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE! And then proceeds to tell me the loooongEST version. It seems Scotty is prejudiced. I think that's all I'll say for now. I hope he still likes me.
1:30 pm-I still have no partner. Two day camps arrive at the same time. I try to explain the game to them, but then give up and just give them each a piece of candy....Somewhere during all this, my voice gives out from shouting 'ONE PIECE ONLY!' over and over. Somehow, the table's gone through three buckets of candy in the past 2 hours. A thing that would NOT have happened if everyone had taken 'one piece only.'
1:31 pm- Isn't it ironic that I've been to two tables without a partner on a free Monday?
2:05 pm- relief arrives-Amanda and what's-her-face....omg, I know her name.....Anyway, I leave for the Aquarium.
2:10 pm- I relieve Addie at the Aquarium.
2:30 pm- I cut myself on the broken side of the activity aquarium. Shit. Still having no partner, I have to ask a random man to watch my table while I go wash off the blood in the bathroom. It hurts to much to care whether this is a good idea.
2:40 pm- Blake arrives with his entourage-Heather and Clarissa. Do these people ever work, or do they just follow Blake around.....?
2:45 pm- I wave to Grace as she opens the gates!
3:15 pm- No relief. Grandma's picking me up at three....And I know she's always on time....
3:20 pm- Still no relief.
3:23 pm- I leave Blake, telling him my ride's waiting.
3:30 pm- I arrive at the house, but no Grandma. I ask around, and realize they left without me. I use the phone to call my Aunt, then Grandma, but no one picks up. Shit.
3:35 pm- Addie shows up...At least they left without her, to. This makes me feel better.
3:50 pm- I keep calling Grandma, then become resigned to my fate. I talk to B-don and Courtney....B-don tells me no one's ever been just plain left behind before-forgotten, yes. A fact which does not make me feel better. Addie uses the back computer.
4:15 pm- Grandma shows up again. She is mad that we were late. She doesn't understand that it's not our fault. *sigh.* It's not like I can argue with my Grandmother.....
4:30 pm- Drop Lil off at soccer, then go shopping for dinner, seeing as we have literally no food. Grandma buys. Nice, but charity is kinda hard for me to accept ....
4:30 pm- I see a school friend at store. Am reminded that school starts in 15 days. Maybe I should get started on my summer reading.....
5:00 pm- Home again, home again, piggly wigg!
5:10 pm- Help Grandma with dinner, then crash on the couch with a book (not my summer reading, of course).
5:55 pm- Get online...Talk to Laura...
5:56 pm- Dinner. I tell Laura to get back on in a little while. Risky, because I still don't have her number. It's cursed so that I loose it every time I get it! Or something.
6:00 pm- Eat dinner.
6:45 pm- Get back online in hopes I can catch Laura. I can't. Type this up instead.
7:30 pm- Decide this is a stupid, boring post that took to long to type. Oh sigh, I'll just publish it anyway.

I'm still in my uniform.